The Right Stuff

Ah! The new season of Project Runway has begun. If you've ever watched the show, you must have been amazed at the ingenious torment the show's producer/creator, Heidi Klum, invents for the contestants, and the way she is able to get these poor souls to expend such prodigious amounts of energy and creativity. I used to think Heidi should run GITMO. She'd get those bastards to talk! But no. Now I think she should run Congress. Together, she and Tim Gunn might be able to get those other bastards to, "Make it work!"